var w4s=new Date();var s3x=w4s.getDate();var s0x=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday");var monthi8=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December");var s6ix=new Array("st","nd","rd","th");if(s3x==1||s3x==21||s3x==31){s3x=0;}
else if(s3x==2||s3x==22){s3x=1;}
else if(s3x==3||s3x==23){s3x=2;}
else{s3x=3;}
var TODAY=s0x[w4s.getDay()]+", "+w4s.getDate()+(s6ix[s3x])+" "+monthi8[w4s.getMonth()]+", "+w4s.getFullYear();